MY FELLA WENT DOWN ON ME AND FOUND NEXT DOORS MISSING KITTEN!

WHEN Mandy Mountains latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong. Only when the ashen-faced bloke emerged from between her thunderous thighs clutching the flattened remains of a KITTEN did she realise this was no ordinary bedroom mishap. The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake -flat cat in her folds of flab. Mandy, 25, revealed: Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. It wasnt even my kitten I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.

“WHEN Mandy Mountains latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong.”

11 Comments

JoetheGrim Sun Feb 19th, 2012 10:52am I had so many wtf moments while reading this I lost track of them...

coolguy Sun Feb 19th, 2012 5:50pm seriously

curryjunky Mon Feb 20th, 2012 10:50am How do you find her hoo-haa?

Eblanc Mon Feb 20th, 2012 4:26pm Every third sentence is a WTF

Homo Tue Feb 21st, 2012 9:21am eeewwwwwww

bushy Tue Feb 21st, 2012 10:59pm wwwwww.....

Matt92 Wed Feb 22nd, 2012 1:35am This can be nothing, but fake.

bleunoir686 Wed Feb 22nd, 2012 2:14am I confirm @Matt92 's assumption after reading the first sentence...

guitarman Sun Mar 18th, 2012 2:28am bout time a dead cat was mentioned on boredom

Matt92 Sun Mar 18th, 2012 1:10pm @guitarman You'd have eaten it, wouldn't you?

veronika Sat Mar 24th, 2012 1:05pm fuj ja hubení holki jako sem ja a kun